Count Von No Fucks
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Gender is a Scam
Stone Cold Bitch - Medusa Greek Mythology
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90s kid - official sad adult
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Positive Meds, not Positive Thinking
Unreasonable expectations
Large Print, Small Print
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Conjure a cock and choke on it
I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are
Instant Regret Raccoon - Cross Stitch PDF Pattern
Get me coffee then f**k-offee
Eldritch Problems - Pattern
I need snuggles, not struggles
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I tolerate you
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The only sincere apology is changed behaviour
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it - Snarky Malaphor Cross Stitch Pattern
I don't get mad... I get stabby - Fat Tony Simpsons cross stitch pattern
You're MY idiot
It's my body and I'll smile if I want to
Compassionate Mess
